piffington:

epicqueer:

ohiyajodie:

mylipsofdeceit-x:

bassmastaoreo:

thatsnotaword:

thisisanexplosion:

skinnymean:

clareem:

plastic bag!

scissors

a fork

hole puncher the big heavy ones

A Remington 870 =P

tin of biscuits…i’m sure if you hit someone over the head hard enough with it; it’d hurt..

a square piece of a mirror :3

The house phone. lmfao.

 cds or dvds…well i sure i could pick up my computer and throw that but its not worth it

 flintstone vitamins, i’ll overdose you or make your pee stink. you know how i do.