March 2012
LOL cool i love when assholes who i guess work with my dad tell him i follow too close and sped right past them. like suck my dick, i’ll go tell your dad you’re a dick then we’ll be even. like who even does that? you’re a fucking truck, i’m going to “speed” past you lol christ you act like we weren’t on a highway.
demetria i love you. come watch it with me
omg but now i have this super lame urge to watch thirteen again ~~
Watchmjewmjewpew:
lindsaylohanthony:
-shrooms:
WHAT THE FUCK FUHGBRGKWHENKE
she died
omg they fuckin killed her irjhioetjhiotj ;LMFAOOOOO DID YOU HEAR HER HEAD HIT THE GOD DAMN TABLE OH LORD
OMG WHAT DID I JUST WATCH??? ommmg i’m so terrified to have my birthday now, what kind of sick friends even do that ommg now i’m just remembering a bunch of heavily suppressed middle school...
omfg lindsey i'm going to fucking kill you. that...
February 2012
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I saw Conan O'Brien's doppelganger on the subway...
pl0ck:
northerngrizzlywarrior:
This is almost as great as the time I saw Phyllis from “The Office” at the mall or the time we saw Greg from “Everybody Hates Chris” at the concert. Almost. This is still good tho. Real good.
omg no though you guys need to see meg from family guy, chris has this picture of her at some restaurant and it’s seriously priceless. the hat, the hair, the shirt....
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missscalifornia:
i went to my first concerts and i got wasted and i got high and all at once i was in love and i was in a long distance relationship and i went to parties and i met new people and my good friends left for college and my hair grew long and i listened to mac miller and it rained a lot and i met him for the first time and we held each other and cried for awhile because we were so...
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
A 12 year old boy covers Secondhand Serenade and posts it on youtube.com to impress a 13 year old girl who is busy editing a picture of herself on Picnik trying to get rid of her first pimple ever. Girl sees the video and the boy sees the picture they fall in love and are still together to this day in their late 90’s. Thumbs up if you think I should be rebellious and...
“If I wanted the government in my womb I’d fuck a senator.”
– The best sign ever held by a Senator (HBIC Judy Eason McIntyre of Tulsa)
bruisedareolae:
If you don’t expect too much from me, you might not be let down.
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches