uhhhhhhhhh it’s the cycle of life
went to go donate blood and my iron was .1 away from goddamn letting me. they stabbed me twice and it went up .2 so now i’m just walking around with two bandaids on my lame fingers trying to use a touch screen with wrong fingers and wearing a sticker that says i donated even though i did not.
this is the second time my iron has been too low.
Charlie: I want to suck your blood! It’s Twilight time!
Dennis: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He’s not a vampire.
Charlie: He eats theater people.
Dennis: No, he doesn’t.
Mac: I think he might.
Frank: He does.
Dennis: Do you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is?
Mac: He might not.
Frank: He doesn’t.
Charlie: I don’t.
(via makefriendsineverystate)
yus.
| what unit of measurement- | teacher: |
| in daylights | me: |
| thats not- | teacher: |
| in sunsets | me: |
| in midnights | me: |
| you cant- | teacher: |
| in cups of coffee | me: |
| thats impossi- | teacher: |
| in inches | me: |
| yes! thats what i- | teacher: |
| in miles | me: |
| but you just- | teacher: |
| in laughter | me: |
| in strife | me: |
| *opens mouth*- | teacher: |
| in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes | me: |
| well in this case you dont measure in ti- | teacher: |
| how about looooooooooooooooove | me: |
| i give up | teacher: |
| measure in looooooooooove | me: |
| out | teacher: |
| seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself) | me: |
I was fine until I got to these two photos.
I miss you guys so much
First time I ever met Piff.
maroon and dark blue. let’s be together forever.
(Source: cuteguyss, via whiskeyforyourthoughts)
